OFFICIAL WHOLESOME ASTROLOGY READING PINNED POST

With bonus wombat-meme-heavy, pre-hibernation pep talk.

For those diggers not aware, wombats are quite complicated creatures.

Hopefully by now, you are well aware of the cube-pooping business (if not, and even if you were, you are obliged to gain the full story at this irreplaceable resource).

The truth truly is stranger than fiction

Another fun wombat fact is that they are in fact not bats, but marsupials.

Thus, even though they are too stubborn and strategic to do it properly, wombats do owe themselves some sort of winter downtime period.

Do wombats hibernate in winter?

Wombats don't properly hibernate, but they spend ample time underground conserving energy over the winter. They will venture out at night or at dawn and dusk to forage, then go back to their warm burrows.

Add to this fact that my meatsuit has gone into a full and fairly brutal detox over the last few days: an unavoidable biological purging process that you are welcome to assign to psychopathic germs, but which to me is quite obviously a result of overly-enthusiastic Apocalypse-chasing, the anxiety of realising you may be venturing a bit too far over the occult target, and (perhaps most influentially) heightened stress eating.

Add further to the fact that I will be shifting to a new housesitting abode on Monday. Funnily enough, Monday is also the exact date of the Mars-Uranus Conjunction in Taurus, while my first day at my current residence (April the 20th) was the day of the Jupiter-Uranus Conjunction. For further fun, the Conjunctions happened (depending on your House System) across my 2nd House of Assets/Shelter/Security and my 3rd House of what is Local, Immediate and within the Neighbourhood.

Long story short: Wombats (particularly those with Uranus on their Midheaven) have inherently unpredictable reputations, however at least the intention of a short break from regular posting has been set. This might also be a good opportunity to reflect on my personal Wombat Manifesto when I started this Stack (after being booted without warning from peak-libtard-era Medium, I might add):

Down the Wombat Hole: A Vision for Wholesome Conspiracy

Any of the aforementioned reasons aside, I would also like to focus back on Readings for a while. With that in mind (and with apologies to anyone expecting a Pinned Post to get to the Point of Pinning a bit quicker), here are the links back to the Readings I currently offer (fellow diggers who have partaken in any of these services are welcome to insert their feedback either here on in the original posts):

WHOLISTIC aka THE FULL WOMBAT

YOUR PLANETARY PUZZLE

A few more things.

For those select and special few who have made it to the end of Part 3, you will know that the practical moral message of The Orange Moonchild is the potential for powerful Celestial alignments to be weaponised in powerful ways — specifically by those who hold Astrological knowledge as power.

I do find it uncomfortable that I am permitted to peruse an individual’s cosmic makeup for an extended period of time, and them to know often next to the slightest about mine.

So with that in mind, here is a humble wombat’s allotted Celestial Story:

One final note: if you are one my paid subscribers who has yet to take me up on your Celestial Story offer, you know my email.

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Now, with formalities out of the way, I am aware that we have a spicy Mars-Uranus-Medusa Conjunction around the corner, so I am obliged to give some sort of final wholesome archetypal preparation. Well, fellow diggers, I am here to tell you that there has never been a better time to focus on building up those Rock Hard Wombat Glute Muscles that you have always wanted.

Uranus — Freedom, Spontaneity, Badonkadonks; Mars — anything physical, not making excuses not to go to the gym.