SPONTANEOUSLY HOPEFUL WHOLESOME ASTROLOGY UPDATE
With Bonus Jupiter-Uranus Haikus.
HAPPY 42024 FELLOW DIGGERS!
Jupiter and Uranus — objectively the best Outer Planet combination the Skyclock has to offer us — are Conjunct across this weekend, and I hope you can you feel the Archetypal energy of the Greater Benefic, Suddenly and Spontaneously revealing itself (if not: I would suggest logging of social media ASAP).
Jupiter is Hope;
With No Mars, Saturn, Pluto:
Best We Can Hope For?
Whether you are feeling hopeful or not: Liberation and Revolution is sizzling in the air, and Jupiter gives us the Archetypal opportunity to channel these Radical impulses in an Expansive, Higher-Minded and Uplifting direction.
Jupiter Wants More
Uranus Want To Be Free
Both Seek The Future
Digging somewhat deeper into the two Archetypes, we find Jupiter representing Wealth, and Uranus in charge of Technology.
Got any digital money-making schemes in the works? Well, now is the time to go all in; the Transhumanist AI takeover of our Realm seems somewhat inevitable at our current trajectory, so a Wholesome Digger may as well try and make a buck or two in the process amirite? Carrots, claw-sharpeners and bum-scratchers don’t pay for themselves, after all — and with this Conjunction occurring in my 2nd House of Finances, this wombat is leaning all-in.
Jupiter Seeks Wealth
Uranus Seeks To Break Chains
Both Are Slaves No More
FIRSTLY: I am very excited about a new Reading to offer fellow diggers. This one is far cheaper than previous options(far less than triple figures for you privileged Unitedish States folk, and specifically designed for anyone who can feel a more-than-gentle curiosity towards the mysterious workings of the Skyclock arising, but who finds the complexity and jargon of Astrology intimidating and/or utterly inaccessible.
Having once not long ago been there as well, I have done my best here to bring it back to basics: a Skyclock Manual that outlines clearly and concisely (a big job for a Mercury-Square-Jupiter native, trust me) the pre-requisite resources for building a foundational understanding of the core Celestial Archetypes, and how they interact to create your unique Astrological Personality. I provide you with all the necessary components — charts, keyword summaries and a narrated video overview to get you going — so that you get to put all the pieces together yourself!
Hence:
Piecing Together Your Personalised Planetary Puzzle
I am super excited for the potential of this Reading as a comprehensive Wholesome Astrology 101 resource, suitable for anyone who is just dipping their toes into the Celestial Archetypes that govern our Realm. I have had some great feedback on the pilot version already, and have since refined it down even further. You can find out more and — if you desire — order your Personalised Planetary Puzzle on my main website here.
If that’s not for you (or if you find yourself in similar financial circumstances than this wombat): fear not! Along with more Wholesomely Conspiratorial, Celebritorial, Playfully Musical, and of course Moonchild-adjacent Astrology content, I want to be more active in addressing the nuts and bolts of chart analysis on my Stack.
I know far less about how to utilise the full digital-community-building potential of Substack as I should, but I imagine this would include both specific “technical” posts, as well as some sort of chat forum where people can ask questions that other people (mainly but hopefully not limited to myself) can provide their perspectives on. This will involve content just for paid subscribers at some point, potentially soon-ish: although, again, I am aware that my readership demographic currently leans overwhelmingly towards decidedly un-Jupiterian financial circumstances (actively marginalising yourself from consensus society tends not to be highly profitable, after all).
If it wasn’t clear already, I am all-in — no backward glances — with Astrology now. The more the Realm deteriorates into self-fulfilling Apocalyptic Abrahamic bollocks, the more I see the Skyclock as a source of something resembling truth.
Well: that and Human Interaction. And Nature. But I would argue both of those things are far more fun when combined with Astrology, so my point stands.
Anyway, to wrap up: lean in to the Jupiter-Uranus vibes, but don’t drop your emotional guard, because next week could be our proper April Falls period; the Sun will Square Pluto Monday-ish, which will then turn into a Full-Moon-in-Scorpio T-Square on Thursday.
Yikes: more reason to continue to Wholesomely detach from the devolving digital hellscape of social media?
Or, if that stands in the way of Jupiter-Uranus Liberating Wealth Creation, perhaps just more Wholesome Celestial Haikus…
Hidden in Plain Sight!
Ur-Anus: Proof that God is
Just Having a Laugh.
Good to hear from you, Wombat Chaser! ^_^
I hope you're having fun. I AM going to get ARF this puter and be outside... It's lovely today.
And FYI, the privilege of Americans is dwindling fast... It ain't what it used to be. And our ever-lovin' govt. just passed another bill to fund ISRAEL and UKRAINE, more, to the tune of I think $93 BILLION dollars, while our borders remain open... We are in serious shit over here on this side of the planet.
And no, we donut deserve it. We might have a lot of shitheads running around, but we are victims, too, by training and by force. I think it's time for the WORLD to stop thinking about ourselves as competing, and think of ourselves as FRIENDS-- and start acting like friends. The regular folks that are Americans, of my generation, anyway, are pretty decent peeps. I don't know many rich people, and those that I do, I don't need to know.
ANYWAY, I'm sending out LOVE to the entire planet, especially the Palestinians, and ALL those who are hurting, hungry, abused, friendless... I'm praying for HEALING, LIGHT and LOVE.
Take good care, my friend on the other side of the world! xo xo
Hahaha - Mercury retrograde playing games with me - I wrote out my comment on my dinosaur relic iPad which I tried to post, but it vanished! So I’ll try again on my later version (but still very obsolete ) iPad….
This Jupiter/Uranus energy literally has me buzzing in multiple directions - I’m so restless and frenzied, but excited for the hopefully ‘higher path’ changes that need to be made. It’s somewhat clear to me that I need to follow the messages, and the direction of my karmic North Node (in Taurus!), which I feel I’ve been successfully avoiding for way too long now! This auspicious cosmic conjunction and the aspects to my natal chart from the eclipses have already been quite impactful for me towards changes and new insights - just need to apply some active Solar fire and wise Saturnian discipline in the mix now!
Thanks to your updated chart report, which I managed to review more closely over the past few days, I have also received new insights into the always difficult relationship I’ve had with my mother - makes me think even more that it was the plan all along, which validates my suspicions.
Your pointers on the areas which would be affected by this Jupiter/Uranus energy, and Solar Eclipse energy, were quite accurate as well - it was worthwhile for me to review these. Thank you Isaac 🙏