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Super amusing

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I don’t know who’s worse: Biden or Kamala. I’d rather not have anymore presidents. What do your cards say about that, Isaac? Can we get behind collaborative anarchy?

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Anyway, regardless: collaborative anarchy seems inevitable and necessary.

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You could be in luck! Someone called Ingersoll Lockwood wrote a book called the Last President in 1896, which foretold a rich New Yorker who would become President and literally brings the Republic down. And Lockwood is the same author/CIA Agent who wrote the Baron Trump novels around the same time, which are basically predictive programming. My cards see Orange Man as Supreme Leader of the Realm, but probably Desanctimonious in the shorter term once the dust settles. Or Pence! Fuck.

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Some provide entertainment. Pence brings on the boredom of a thousand snores. He reached peak entertainment when a common house fly made the plunge to land on his hair during the VP debates.

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Brilliant! LOL I love the shoe-ing, I remember rolling around on the couch with my roommate at the time, laughing our bootox off!

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One of the great moments in wholesome geopolitical conspiracy history! Dubbya dodged that shoe almost as well as he dodged any consequences for the Iraq War.

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So true!!

The other truly memorable image I have in memory of Dubya was after 9-11, when he's notified of what happened while he was reading a story to children, was the look on his face of... "Holy Shit!" I'll bet they didn't even tell him that was coming. He might have been Not In Favor, but he was a rube and dube and a daddy's boob. I think he's gone a bit harder in the brain now, as in, calcification, but who knows. He was the ONLY one of his cabal that seemed to not truly be aware of what was going on...

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Hey, yeah! I forgot all about the 10s curse! Of course, IF something does happen to Obidan. They'd probably install Schwab or Harrari themselves to kill us all. 😱😭

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Or Desanctimonious, to lull everyone into a false sense of security perhaps.

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