The Astrology of The Moonchild's Non-Fatal Head Wound

We are back! Is it over? Who fucking knows anymore!

NOT EVEN A WEEK.

Not even one week to enjoy a much needed pseudo-hibernation before the absolute state of this Clown Realm (we are talking full Pennywise here, none of your harmless if cripplingly-depressed child birthday versions) necessitated a Wholesome Astrological intervention.

WAIT: didn’t you mean Wholesomely Conspiratorial Astrological intervention?

NO I DID NOT MISTYPE.

The entire internet — both the Right and now increasingly (and rather enjoyably, I must admit) the Left — are descending at rapid pace into full conspiratard mode and I wish both sides good luck and have fun while also sending serious protection energy to Stars and Stripes Diggers currently staring down Civil War.

This post — for those who glance over the Introduction to see if they think they can stomach each subsequent Digging — is pure Astrology: BECAUSE, as I will hopefully show by the end of the post, Astrology should now be understood as the only “Conspiracy” that truly matters.

Which means, like it or not, it is a conspiracy that we are all part of: you, me, Melania and the Moonchild… and even/especially the perpetrator of the act itself, who we will get to at the end.

I am still detoxing (and still yet to unpack in my new housesitting staycation) so i’m not going super deep here. I’ll be drawing on two combined Moonchild charts: the first his Transits at the exact time of the shooting, and the second his Synastry with now-confirmed shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks (lolz).

Before we start, a long overdue shoutout to fellow Spicy Stargazer Robert Phoenix of The 11th House: who has been cryptically and playfully warning of this exact event for as long as I have been following him, and who is the reason why I had this Conjunction firmly atop my Apocalyptic-Enabling Red Flag watchlist (and who I could not recommend more highly to fellow diggers).

Speaking of unpacking: while there is a great deal to unpack in the Astrology of July 13 (has anyone asked Julius Caesar how he feels about getting sidelined?) this was fundamentally a Mars-Uranus event, and it is at this Conjunction we must start.

In fact, to be honest, it is hard to imagine a more Mars-Uranus event. These were my unabridged pre-NFHW Wholesome Astrology Mars-Uranus keyword combinations, which I’m going to suggest do a great job of covering the entire Archetypal Spectrum of the Moonchild’s last 48 hours:

Mars-Uranus Opportunities: Fighting for Freedom; The Born Revolutionary; Exciting and Thrilling Sexuality; The Courage to Act in the Moment; Never a Dull Moment.

Mars-Uranus Challenges: Hyperactive and Accident-Prone; Rapidly Accelerating Chaos and Destruction; Spontaneous and Irreversible Violence.

(“LOL except for Exciting and Thrilling Sexuality” I hear you say although surely the fresh scars of the most famous head wound(s) in Simulation history (sorry JFK) was enough to make Melania wonder if there was perhaps one ride left in this old orange cow)

ANYWAY the point is we had one of the spiciest imaginable Mars-Uranus configurations and the spice was well and truly farkin delivered.

What made it so spicy? Let’s take a gander at the Lucky One’s transits for that exact moment, which I have pinned at 6.02pm in Butler, PA.

As has now been well documented, the Conjunction will (lol it hasn’t even become exact yet, hello Republican Convention) take place within a few degrees of the Moonchild’s MC/Midheaven: the highest visible point of the Ecliptic at the time he was born/spawned. It was/will also be Square to less than a degree Trump’s Natal Mars, which is itself of course Conjunct to 3 degrees his completely legit and not suss 29 Degree Leo Ascendant.

As we discussed in our last and who knows maybe final instalment of Wholesomely Foreboding Skyclock Forecasts (yikes at that thumbnail now), this is not any ordinary part of the Zodiac that links this Mars-Uranus Conjunction with Trump’s MC: indeed, many Astrologers would argue it is up there as the most Malefic, and where — if Astrology was indeed capable of such powers — a native might be most likely to lose their head.

Mars, Medusa and the Moonchild

26 Degrees Taurus is where we find (Caput) Algol: a bit off the Ecliptic in the Constellation of Perseus, where it fits in snugly as the right eye of the Head of Medusa.

Again, no point in re-hashing the symbolic links, which have been done to near-death over the last 36 hours, however suffice to say that she/they’s reputation for cranial-related mishaps has been well and truly cemented.

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR BITCH HAHAHA

So, to wrap it up: this is not just Mars-Uranus, but Mars-Uranus Square perhaps the most over-exaggerated Natal Mars in Simulation history, conjunct the most Malefic Fixed Star in Astrology. Was it ever really in doubt?

And now to the shooter, whose now widely circulated bloody posthumous mugshot is arguably the real Archetypal manifestation of Medusa in this event (try Google, i’m not going near that one). And this is where things take a decidedly and slightly confrontingly fated tone.

Let’s start with just the Birth Chart of the most famous Crook in Simulation history (can’t stop, won’t stop), for which we don’t have a birth time for (YET, do your thing Astro-internet), but who we know was born on the 20th of September 2003, in Bethel Park, PA.

There is one obvious feature of this chart that tells us we have a seriously Celestially-fated situation on our hands here. Look for yourself, before you scroll down further: you will be surprised at how obvious it is.

That’s right: that it is a Natal Mars-Uranus Conjunction, exact to less than a Degree across the cusp of Tropical Aquarius and Pisces, with an Exaggerating and Cultish Opposition to Jupiter (and with both Planets in Retrograde, just as a finishing touch).

Shall I copy and paste those keywords again?

Mars-Uranus Opportunities: Fighting for Freedom; The Born Revolutionary; Exciting and Thrilling Sexuality (in this case, definitely no dice, sorry Tommy); The Courage to Act in the Moment; Never a Dull Moment.

Mars-Uranus Challenges: Hyperactive and Accident-Prone; Rapidly Accelerating Chaos and Destruction; Spontaneous and Irreversible Violence.

But there is something very special about this Mars-Uranus Conjunction, especially specific to someone born on it and and their relationship to the Fortunate One, and which comes out immediately in their Synastry chart (I do a mean Synastry Reading btw: stay tuned for that future Wholesome Astrology Service).

Look at that: smack bang on the Degree of Trump’s Descendant — the Cardinal Point of the Other — and hence exactly opposite his Regulus Rising on the last degree of Tropical Leo. And, inevitably thus as well, Opposite that Natal Mars. This was, it was fair to say, Personal.

Not bad, surely, even for a stubbornly skeptical fellow digger?

But that’s not it; TMC’s Pluto within 3 Degrees of that Eclipsed Blood Moon isn’t bad, while the Venus-Neptune Conjunction to less than a degree also a nice touch.

But let’s leave it back up top, near that Moonchild Midheaven, where we find Matty’s North Node Rahu — the Head of the Celestial Dragon, a vortex Skyclock energy that we experience as Amplification, Purpose, Mission… and the escape vector from the Karmic Baggage of Ketu — hovering just a few degrees to the side. A few degrees to the side, or perhaps approximately 2 suspiciously un-secret-serviced rooftops away?

Free Will? Sure, why not. But sometimes it seems easier just to follow the Qtard lead, admit defeat in the face of reality, and focus on perfecting the balance between salty and sweet so as to make The Show somewhat palatable.