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What fun to be featured in your spicy wombat burrow!

But Jesus was the OG anti-Christ, Orange Man is just the Great Setup to the Great Reset.

Looking forward to more Biblical conspiracies down the wombat hole.

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Re Orange Man: "He's not the fake messiah, just a naughty little troll" comes to mind 😁

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"Jesus was the OG anti-Christ"

*Christian heads explode*

Thanks Tereza, plenty more digging from where this came from, to be sure!

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You've seen this one of mine, yes? https://thirdparadigm.substack.com/p/jesus-is-the-og-psy-ops

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Yes: still processing all of it 😅

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I'll give you more fodder for processing later today. As a teaser, I think Malone is more the anti-Christ as an imperialist pretending to be an anti-imperialist. Trump was type-cast for his role. He's been playing an imperialist his whole life, and makes no bones about it. Malone, like the fictional character Jesus, is a trickster.

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What a tease. Malone would make a fabulous AntiChrist, he isn't the Silver Fox for no reason!

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Silver bear cub seems more like it. A little shaggy.

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Whew! I want some of whatever y’all are smoking. This is too juicy. I too am thinking that the anti-Christ will be someone pretending to be a good guy. That is the way.

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I often wonder how these articles might be perceived by any poor soul who has just stumbled down the wombat hole for the first time.

My current preferred AC option (outside of Barron Trump, because peeps aren't quite ready for that timeline) is Ron Desanctimonious, but mainly because it gives me a reason to call him Ron Desanctimonious again.

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Mar 23, 2023Liked by Isaac Middle

I don't know about where you are but over in the US the Bible thumpers are constantly trying to make obscure garbage line up with the seven seals. I actually do think revelations may be legit prophesy and also not original to the Bible.

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Agreed Danika, I have seen a lot of that floating around online: they really want it to be the Apocalypse, I think because they want that easy out through the Rapture (good luck with that guys). The Archaix material definitely convinced me that the Revelations Apocalypse was a legitimate Gnostic narrative prior to its inclusion in the NT, and i'm also pretty much convinced that is the geopolitical path we are heading down in the next decade or so.

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Mar 24, 2023Liked by Isaac Middle

100%

Thanks for your amazing and highly entertaining articles BTW

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🙏🏼

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"Why is it so obvious that he is being set up as the “saviour” figure: the only person who can save us/you from those awful satanic kiddie-fiddling globalists, even though he is self-evidently a raving narcissistic germaphobic authoritarian (albeit a based, entertaining and frequently hilarious one: duality hey) who has barely pretended to take the Bible seriously yet somehow has the chutzpah to get away with it."

Exactly. Not much of a choice is it? But an excellent distraction that keeps people divided.

The anti-christ role will be someone smooth-talking and calm but will still require you follow them.

Not interested in that set-up anymore. Self-sovereignty and don't give your authority to anyone else. Strong individuals will do fine creating new communities.

Thanks, fun read.

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Well said Kathleen, thankyou

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