The Shemitah Conspiracy

Wake me up before September ends, coz it might be about to get spicy.

Today is a very significant day, obviously, but it is significant in ways that few people fully appreciate. 

12 months ago from today, I wrote an article about the religious significance of the Twin Towers attacks. 

9/11 and the Conspiracy Against Religion

Programmed into the events of and around September 11 2001 were a clear and undeniable nod to religious prophecy: I argued that it was, in essence, an astonishingly brutal act of scriptural trolling to further pit Christians and Muslims against each other.

One of the key synchronicities concerns the concept of The Shemitah: a 7 year cycle that the Jews would adhere to as a test of faith in God, where they would cease work on the land for an entire year to allow the Earth to replenish (similar gist to the Sabbath, but over a larger cycle of time).

Like many things in the Bible, what could easily be dismissed as hogwash actually appears to have some observable truth to it: human economies do indeed appear to need such an extended cooling off period to regenerate, and there is some evidence of an underlying 7 year interval period.

What is out best example? Well, it was following 9/11 in 2001 that an unavoidable economic crisis ensued — and, it was almost exactly 7 years later, in September of 2008, that Lehmann Brothers collapsed, signalling the start in earnest of the financial crash that followed.

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If you have joined me on the Bible Conspiracy thus far, then you might be starting to wonder about the nature of religious prophecy. 

Is the apparent fulfilment of such prophecies simply the expected outcome of our emerging schizo dot connecting culture: that if you look hard enough, you will always find what you are looking for?

Is it proof of mathematical coding in the Simulation?

Or is it simply more elite trolling of the plebs?

What I would above all like to people to take away is that it doesn’t matter (it does, but you know what I mean): the point is that prophecies are happening. 

Which brings us back to today.

Today it was 21 years ago that the Twin Towers were reduced to rubble by controlled demolition. 

It was 14 years ago that Lehman Brothers collapsed (and, ergo, that Matt Taibbi was introduced to the world). 

It was 7 years ago that… hmm, did we skip a cycle, or did they just lose interest in this particular Biblical psy-op?

Anyway, let’s get to the point: at the risk of being both the resident inappropriate conspiracy theorist AND the resident doomsayer, I feel compelled to flag the fact that this year, this September, is the same Shemitah year — thus we must be on full psy-op alert accordingly.

In fact, in a final surprise twist, it is quite possible, based on certain calculations, that this September will also mark the start of the Jubilee: that is, a cycle of 7 Shemitahs, 7 times 7 years. A Super Shemitah! Oh boy, what do these assholes have planned for us now.

Look, I’m not into predictions: the last time I got cocky about that, I lost more than I could afford on MAGA 2020.

But hey: fuck it, let’s double down.

The pre-planned announcement of the demise of a fake reptillian monarch doesn’t quite cut it for me, sorry. I accept it as an opening act, the calm before the storm even, but I think we are compelled to expect something bigger. And there is no-one bigger than Orange Man, at the moment, is there?

Arrest? Assassination attempt? Jibby Jab adverse reaction? (lol omg imagine it) 

If it does turn out to be the latest instalment of The Shemitah Conspiracy, you can say that you heard it here first.