The Eclipse of the Orange Moonchild
Never let a good Skyclock Ritual go to waste.
To be clear (and my collaborative colleague will confirm this if required) I had no original intention of releasing Part 2 of the Conspiracy of the Orange Moonchild on the day of the Great American Eclipse Ritual.
It seems somewhat Opportunistic, Tacky and Dog-Whistle-ish to piggy back on whatever super fucking weird occult thing is currently been attempted by the Dark Jupiterians (I really like that one) who rule over this Realm as I continue to progressively unveil the occulted nature of the Chosen One’s Astrology to anyone who is ready to see it.
HOWEVER.
This is the Orange Moonchild we are talking about here, who has utilised those Keyword Combinations with such shamelessness and undisputed effectiveness that I feel obliged to channel the same energy and piggy back off this Skyclock Ritual.
Consider this, also, my own act of Wholesome Counter-Trolling to those who have hijacked what otherwise could have been an only vaguely Apocalyptic Jupiter-Uranus Mars-Saturn Chiron-Conjunct Eclipse: a 30 minute guided tour of the Wholesomely Conspiratorial Astrology of Eclipses, set to a now even more speccy sunrise view of the SW Australian landscape than Part 1, as I continue to ascend further up the side of a small mountain.
This one is very fun (thanks to more banging meme montages from Tonika) whilst also being very informative, whilst actually being hardly conspiratorial at all! If you somehow missed the conspiratorial part, here you go:
That said, I do give the Royals and their creepy Eclipse fascination a good working over, while also showing how key world events (including both the ‘Rona Plandemic and the current “war” against “Hamas”) synched up perfectly with Eclipse Seasons. If you make it to the end, you even get a bonus memeclusion drum cover.
This is essentially a preview of Part 3, which will dive fully into the Celestial Archetypes of the Orange One, drawing on plentiful examples taken from the Donnie’s sublimely ridiculous contributions to public life.
Until then: enjoy, and happy(?) Wounded Healer day.
Loved the bonus memeclusion drum cover and all the rest of the dancy music. So much in here! I had to stop it three times and go back to check things. Kate Middleton's Rosemary's Baby dress. Chills at that one. This was the perfect conspiro-version of paying attention to this eclipse. You're so knowledgeable, Isaac, and connect so many dots. And visually excellent, thank you Tonika!
I have appreciated the lighthearted distraction from my eclipse angst. 🫡 see you on the other side, my friend.