The Conspiracy of the Orange Moonchild

An Astrological Journey Down to the Bottom of the Wombat Hole.

Long-term diggers are by now well aware of my unhealthy love-hate relationship with the Hilarious Asshole that is Orange Man.

My story isn’t unique (certainly for an anon-leaning, religion-prone white dude with high Pisces energy): a TDS Libtard to a MAGA Qtard in fairly impressive speed — peaking during the still unparalleled geopolitical conspiracy carnival that was the 2020 Election — before stabilising into a more nuanced and fundamentally esoteric view on his role and position in our Realm.

Again: not unique; I’m not the only one who feels themselves veering between admiration and disdain at his peerless ability to unleash his inner Troll in completely inappropriate ways — essentially revealing to us the absurd nature of our current reality by embodying that absurdity with complete conviction and shamelessness.

But I do think I bring two unique perspectives to the table. Firstly — due to a mix of Jupiterian Optimism and Uranian Spontaneity — I invested more than I could afford (not knowing I would soon lose all 3 of my jobs due to the ‘Rona madness) on the aforementioned 2020 Election Carnivale: and have now found myself financially, emotionally and seemingly spiritually tied to the plight of the Orange Man and his mission to restore himself in the position he (and the Occultists who run the show) believe is rightfully his.

The second is Astrology. More specifically: the Piscean potential of Astrology to open up a level of Compassion and Empathy for those whose behaviour we find Mystifying, Triggering or even “Evil”. Once I looked into the Moonchild’s chart, kept looking, and then began finding those Celestial Archetypes manifest in undeniable accuracy in the character and persona of the Orange Moonchild… it dawned on me that Astrology truly is the bottom of the Wombat Hole and the ultimate White Pill.

In fact, how about this for a follow up pitch:

The Orange Moonchild

A Case Study in Astrology and Provocative Compassion

If you decide to venture down with us, may I suggest you prepare to give your full attention to The Orange Moonchild experience: put aside an hour (it’s only 45 minutes, but there may be some need to pause and come up for air) to fully immerse yourself in its Provocatively Compassionate energy.

This is also not a “linear” conspiracy: it revealed itself to me in what has felt like a very personalised and subjective manner, almost beyond space and time, and the video attempts to capture that journey to the extent that is possible.

For that, I have much gratitude to send to fellow Wholesome Digger Visceral Adventure: even if you don’t feel called to consume the full 45 minute deep dive, you are obliged to at the very least watch her sublime 4 minute Opening Meme Sequence.

When I say Beyond Space and Time, I’m not joking: the entrance to this Most Wholesome Burrow is the compelling and well-argued conspiracy that Donald Trump and his family are actually Time Travellers: with the most compelling evidence presented being the mysterious book trilogy released over a century ago, named Baron Trump’s Marvellous Underground Journey.

Just a coincidence that — entirely without intention — The Conspiracy of the Orange Moonchild has been officially unleashed on the 18th Birthday of the Nephilim Moonchild Spawn himself? If you make it to the end of the video, you will more than likely agree that there are no such things in this Realm.