THE BREAKING BAD ECLIPSE IS UPON US

No preamble needed with a title like that (except to acknowledge the obvious that, now that we are two assassination attempts deep, Part 4 of The Orange Moonchild has unavoidably risen to the top of the to-do list) so let’s do this, fellow diggers.

OO BOY.

A Kite-reinforced Sun-Moon Polarity — the ambiguously sinister Piscean couple of Saturn and Neptune preparing to conclude the Tropical cycle, with Mercury preparing for perfection at the other end — all T-Squared by Jupiter, plus a turbocharged Venus transitioning from her Trine with Jupiter to her Square with Pluto in a close Opposition to Chiron.

And, of course, Rahu and Ketu just lurking within the Orb of Influence (great Astrologer band name) — enough that if you happen to be in the perfect spot on the Realm, at this perfect time, you might just look up and wonder if Luna was just slightly glitching.

Both Saturn and the Moon will be occupying the Lunar Mansion of Purva Bhadrapada — The Nakshatra of Two Faces, which can be perhaps best understood archetypally as The Bipolar Aquarian. From Subterranean Homesick Aquarian:

It is generally considered the most polarising and divisive Nakshatra: best symbolised as the Man with Two Faces. Famous examples include Billie Eilish, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Aliester Crowley et al.

Probably my favourite Pop Culture Astrology Fact is that virtually the entire cast of Breaking Bad — perhaps the greatest Pop Culture ode to embodying conflict and duality — were P. B. natives: including the two stars, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul, as well as the Creator Vince Gilligan. The show is essentially a creative manifestation of the extreme of the Purva Bhadrapada Archetype.

It is worth getting rid of the noise, and reinforcing visually that there is no other starting point from which to approach this Eclipse but from the experience of Opposition, Polarity, and ultimately Duality.

You can very literally see the Breaking Bad dynamic playing out: the Sun and Mercury in the Organised, Meticulous, Untainted sign of the Virgin, being enticed across into murky waters by some of the shadiest characters the Skyclock has to offer. And all of that, then being Harmonised by our Outer Planet Minor Grand Trine.

FULL WOMBAT DISCLAIMER: THIS DOES NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO START COOKING AND SELLING METH WITH YOUR UNLIKELY 3RD HOUSE NEIGHBOURHOOD SIDEKICK.

We are simply trying to navigate some of the murkiest archetypal waters in search of some sense of solid/middle ground. Heavy Aquarius/Pisces natives (on either Zodiac) will be more accustomed to this dualistic experience of reality — those who prefer their celestial archetypes served more within the first three quarters of the life cycle might feel this as a tad more confronting.

If we look holistically at the Lunar Zodiac, Saturn-Neptune leaving Tropical Aries is also Saturn-Neptune leaving Purva Bhadrapada and becoming firmly nestled in Sidereal Pisces. This Nakshatra is the second of a pair — Uttara Bhadrapada — which is where the deeper Piscean meaning of all the madness is slowly revealed.

Uttara Bhadrapada

The Deepest Celestial Waters.

Serious, Significant, Grave, Deep

To Seek the Eternal Truth; Extracting the Essence of Life

Abode of Ahi Budhnya: the Serpent of the Deep

Curling around the Earth

Binding Earth and Sky

Of course, look again, and you might find the Jupiterian Meaning already waiting to be found (as harsh and conflicting as a T-Square might feel):

So, basically, this Eclipse is it: Peak Saturn-Neptune Duality.

We are being asked to be present and conscious in this duality, to witness and experience the unprecedented level of polarity that currently exists in our reality, and to brace for whatever fresh hell awaits us around the 23rd — as a recently eclipsed Luna joins Jupiter as a particularly seedy Venus enters Tropical Scorpio Square to Pluto.

Venus Square Pluto and The 923 Conspiracy (Revisited)

Your final Archetypal Conclusion? If you wanted an excuse to re-watch Breaking Bad, here is your Sign.