Greetings fellow diggers! It has been a while between burrows, haikus notwithstanding.
Am I the only one who has noticed a downturn in content from many of my favourite Stackers over the last few months… or at least a very deliberate reorientation away from the previous common thread of ‘Rona-dissidence?
Personally, I have been busy becoming an Astrologer (Astrologist?), which has turned into a surprisingly natural career arc from Academic-turned-Conspiracy Theorist.
More specifically, I have been putting together what I am calling a “Wholistic Birth Chart Reading” template. Rather than the typical face-to-face Zoom deal, I see my service as integrating a range of (often conflicting) interpretations of our cosmic personality, derived from the various schools of Astrology, into a personalised, fancy-looking report — finally making full use of my interdisciplinary academic research experience (and mad InDesign skills).
In fact, full disclosure: I would anticipate this Stack becoming — in the near future and beyond — very much orientated towards the study of the Sky Clock above us and the influence of the rotating Luminaries therein. This would include (but certainly not be limited to) a paid option, which would itself include both a report and access to some sort of Wholesome Astrology (Stardigger?) chat/comment zone.
Once I work out how such a thing best works on Substack — and, more importantly, once I hopefully prove my Astrological chops over the next few posts — I hope a few of you will join me there, because I think it will be my most wholesome burrow yet.
But, yes, also: some free-for-all, wholesomely spicy conspiracy still. How do Conspiratorial Celebrity Birth Chart Readings sound?
On that note, and given we have entered August — where a third Orange indictment finds us firmly on timeline for impending September shenanigans — I feel a brief Jubilee (“Jubilee”) update is needed.
Did you know that it has been almost 3 and a half years since the World Health Organisation officially got the pandemic ball rolling? No wonder we are well and truly done putting our intellectual and emotional energy towards this bollocks.
In fact, as I recently found out from my favourite CIA-tinged Bible Conspiracy Youtuber, counting forward 1290 days (as mentioned in the Book of Daniel as being linked to the Rapture of the Church) from that date of March 11 2020, leads us to the exact eve of (of course) September 23, 2023.
By this point, I would be more surprised if something significant didn’t happen in the lead up to or on the date of September 23rd, given how comprehensive and convincing of a Biblical prophesy fulfilment frenzy it has the potential to be.
I mean, who even has the time — aside from a Spook in a cubicle — to trawl through every recent notable pop culture artefact to produce over 20 minutes of even remotely tangential 923 references in order to convince the Faithful that the Rapture is almost upon us?
To keep things on topic, I even found a Vedic Sidereal Astrologer (my favourite type of Astrologer, until they become too fatalistic), who is also very convincingly warning her followers (aren’t we all just wannabe cult leaders, at the end of the day?) of impending September carnage: to be initiated around the time of the New Moon on August 16th.
On a more creative note, I have also been getting back into drums: for the first time since our family moved out of my childhood home in Year 7. Not surprisingly, the more fun I have hitting various surfaces with sticks in a vaguely rhythmic manner, the less the events of the Simulation seem to matter (with the obvious exception of my 2020 election bets).
In fact, I have grand plans — alongside Wholistic and Conspiratorial Celebrity Birth Chart Readings — to combine drum covers of some of my favourite songs with deep dives into the Astrology of their creators.
As a taste of things to come, and to fit the mood, have a (fairly tame) Greenday cover:
Stay grounded, fellow stardiggers.
Glad you're still on the Jubilee apocalypse watch! I mentioned you in this one: https://thirdparadigm.substack.com/p/kennedy-straddles-the-divide, saying this:
"This has an ominous correspondence to Isaac Middle’s theories about the cataclysmic events happening every seven years on the Shemitah. According to WaPo, 9-11 was originally planned for Rosh Hashanah, one week later on 9-18. This is the Day of Judgment that begins 10 days of atonement and repentance. But something pushed it up a week.
"Isaac thinks 2022-2023 might be the Jubilee Year or Super Shemitah, that a rabbi had pegged for 2015-2016 when not much happened. So sundown on Friday September 15th to sundown on Sunday Sept17th could be a time to watch."
So your date would be the end of Rosh Hashanah. VERY interesting.
It would be interesting to map out the last hundred or 300 years isolating dates, platentary allignments etc that coincidentally match freemasons and NWO planned events ( atrocities) has someone done this in a short form? The coronation was a particularly obvious one!!!😭
I read astrobutterfly substack. The particular article that opened my eyes big time was titled 'the Age of Aquarius ' which explain the 2000 year 'trans' itions between zodiac ages. It does a brief summary of the history of recorded history in 2000 year blocks for perspective.