Mars Conjunct Pluto: The Owl, The Swift and The Goat
Mars Conjunct Pluto: The Owl, The Swift and The Goat
Your Official Wholesomely Conspiratorial Astrological Sunrise Superb Owl SwiftieBowl Preview.
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As far as Bread and Circuses go, no one puts their back into it quite like the Yanks.
An occasion never short on bombast and masculine overcompensation, the first (and quite possibly last, in its current in-person form) Superb Owl Ritual of our Early-Stage-Transhumanism (see also: Pluto in Aquarius) Era is really shaping as a doozy.
Perhaps it was inevitable that the final nail in the United States cultural coffin would be secured by CIA Tay-Tay; Blank Space was, after all, a certified 8x Platinum piece of brazen pop-culture nihilism that also doubles as a brutally accurate reflection of the current state of Western-Globalist-Zionist morality.
BUT WAIT: there is more.
Did you know that the venue for the 2024 iteration of this annual orgy of occult symbolism is literally nicknamed The Death Star. And not even for any excusable reason of likeness and semblance, but simply because a couple of ex-footballer wannabe Sith Lords (whose considerable on-field brain injuries are presumably rapidly catching up to them) thought it would sound cool.
NO REALLY — LISTEN TO THESE CREEPS:
“Welcome to the Death Star, where our opponents’ dreams come to die,” Mark Davis proclaimed ahead of the team’s first scrimmage at the stadium back in 2020.
Despite not really looking anything like the doomed Death Star – a giant planet-destroying space station that is twice blown up in the original Star Wars trilogy – the name has stuck.
Others, meanwhile, have noted on social media that the stadium shares a passing resemblance to a giant Roomba vacuum, which is certainly a more accurate description than the Death Star.
Whichever nickname it ends up becoming most known by, the jokes for both write themselves.
However, back in 2020, Davis was confident his Death Star would be more successful than its ill-fated namesake.
“That was THEIR Death Star. Not ours. Ours was built to sustain,” he told ESPN.
Former Raiders head coach Jon Gruden concurred with Davis, telling the Las Vegas Review-Journal in September 2020: “I think it’s a cool name for our stadium. I don’t give a damn about Star Wars. That’s what we’re calling our stadium and I don’t care what anybody else thinks.
“It’s a cool stadium, it’s a great name and we just have to play good when we’re in there.”
WHAT THE FUCK JON — WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT STAR WARS.
If Archetypal Symbolism does indeed rule our reality, it goes without saying that this contribution from Sin City is far from positive vibes to be manifesting into the Simulation — particularly at a time when the threat of retaliatory action on Iconic Artefacts of Western Frivolity and Largesse have literally never been higher (it appears, reading the Qtard-adjacent tea leaves, that we have reached the foreboding twilight of the “not if but when” phase).
BUT WAIT THERE IS ALWAYS MORE.
Given I am consciously uncoupling from my Conspiracy Theorist Archetype, i’ll leave the heavy-lifting dot-connecting to the depths of Apocalyptic End Times Internet (should you dare).
For those who would rather not, which I am going to assume is everyone: the spiciest Superb Owl SwiftieBowl 2024 theories relate to the mysteriously foreboding 2012 animated short film “I, Pet Goat II”, which has been analysed to death for over a decade for its wealth of unnervingly-prescient imagery.
The basic conspiratorial premise behind the film — which Wikipedia tells us was created (and recently deleted) by a Canadian chap who goes by the moniker Heliofant — is as a symbolic warning of a second 9/11-scale event: it was, now famously, a book called My Pet Goat that Dubbya just happened to be reading to a group of schoolchildren when the first tower was hit.
One particular gulp-inducing scene — right in the middle of the 7 minute film — appears to allude to a “tewwor” event, whilst combining war-traumatised Middle Eastern characters with Superb Owl symbolism: including subtle-yet-on-the-nose references to San Francisco (the other SwiftieBowl combatant) as well as what appears to be literal Swifts flying away after the event (REMINDER: made in 2012).
There are also references to the Chinese New Year — the start of the Year of the Dragon — which will occur in 2024 *checks dates* two days before the Superb Owl Ritual.
OK ENOUGH. Should we be concerned (concerned beyond the base level of background anxiety that seems to come with life in this Simulation atm)?
Our deciding opinion is always saved for the Luminaries. What does the Skyclock say about impending Heavenly Death and Destruction?
WELL.
What should we be looking for? Wholesome Stargazers are hopefully already aware that the latest round of festivities in the Middle East kicked off on the day (October 7) of Mars Squaring up to Pluto.
WELL. On the evening of the 11th, Las Vegas time, The Planet of War will have progressed to within 1 degree of the Lord of the Underworld.
Mars-Pluto Shadow
Intense Aggression; Unearthed Rage; Fighting for Survival; Battle to the Death.
CALM DOWN.
This is a Conjunction not a Square; there is no tension and friction crackling in the air. Plus, October 7 was an absolute Celestial Shit Show: Mars was also Conjunct the South Node Ketu (Karma, Distortion), Saturn was inappropriately staring at Venus across the table, and the Mischievous Moon hit a T-Square to Mars-Ketu and Pluto that evening.
Plus, of course: October 7 also fell in the build-up stage of our last Eclipse Season — thus, we wouldn’t expect any type of “culmination” of what was unleashed then until our upcoming April Falls period.
Nonetheless — with it now quite clear that the CIA Tay-Tay timeline is being merged with the Superb Owl Ritual timeline in order to distract us from something far more serious — we are behooved to take Apocalypse-Enabling Red Flag Events seriously.
How many red flags are we looking at?
I HEREBY DECLARE THE SUPERB OWL SWIFTIEBOWL DEATH STAR RITUAL BE GRANTED 3 OUT OF 5 DTWH APOCALYPSE-ENABLING RED FLAGS (AND AWARD THE SAME TO VALENTINES DAY — OH BOY WE BETTER AT LEAST GET A LIVE ON AIR CELEBRITY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL OUT OF THIS).
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I dunno. Should we at least try and warn the Swifties? Or perhaps we should just go straight to the source, and suggest that CIA Tay-Tay takes a much deserved break and stays out of the public eye for maybe a year or two, minimum: far longer if required, for the wellbeing of both humanity and herself.
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Here is another twist down the rabbit hole. I saw this just after seeing yours.
https://rumble.com/v4blhn3-rebellion-13.-all-e-giant-superbowl-5813.-sin-city-5813.-hoover-hermon-666..html
interesting slant on a wonky world you have there,
regarding dates:
https://hiddeninthecrag.org/2023/10/11/october-14-2023-eclipse/
and then look at the data for April 8 2024:
https://postimg.cc/t7z8qcCL
iam self confessed rusty in the skyreading, but was once fairly well up on it, in essence id say its an uncanny grouping with conjuncts/stelliums compounding the "theme", if this were a person id be pretty wary of them, ive experienced once interpersonal astrology with a similar intensely grouped chart, a woman who lives/ed near geneva, the experience was super intense, very meaninfull and involved obligations re past life encounters that she and i had both been present at.
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