The Astrology community is abuzz about the upcoming April Great American Eclipse, which promises to up the stakes in the horrendous if scripted display of humanity that is US Politics to eye-wateringly unprecedented level.
In preparation for April, may I present the official Orange Moonchild Great American Eclipse Bingo Card, a co-production of Down the Wombat Hole and Wholesome Astrology.
Note: this Bingo Card is valid for the period up until the next US Presidential Election (currently planned for November 2024 but who knows by this point lolz), or the end of the Orange Moonchild Simulation Script — whichever comes first.
Legend:
Failed Assassination Attempt
Partially Successful Assassination Attempt (see also: Biblical Antichrist Non-Fatal Head Wound)
Seemingly Successful Assassination Attempt followed by Miraculous Resurrection 3 Days Later
Accepts Republican Nomination from Prison
Accepts Republican Nomination from 6 Feet Under
Accepts Republican Nomination to run against Democratic Nominee CIA Tay-Tay
Announces JFK Jnr as Running Mate
Announces Princess Diana as Future First Lady
Announces Michael Jackson as Secretary of Education (too soon?)
About as feasible as any other projections I have heard!
Who knows what they can do with DNA these days... Lady Di NWO MILITARY ARM - a cloned army of Diana's in Quasimodo outfits, with detachable drone Win Chun wooden dummies 😱
Let me take you down... Nothing is real.
If The Donald is "elected" then surely the Earth itself will explode...