Emergency Conspiratorial (and Astrological) Geopolitical Update
Are the Qtard and Libtard timelines on the verge of collapsing in on each other?
Fear not, fellow diggers: Wholesome Astrology is still on track for its official launch in the not too distant future. However, in more pressing matters, world geopolitical events continue to escalate: and, honestly, I don’t trust anyone else to wholesomely guide you through until the end of Jubilee.
My foil cap becomes particularly pointed whenever I sense seemingly irreconcilable timelines on the verge of intersecting, and we appear close to such a point.
This is, in my estimations, the most excited I have seen the Trust-the-Plan-leaning Qtard community since those heady late-2020 days. My various 2020 Election Betting Telegram groups are buzzing with impending avalanches of fiat/crypto/CBDC currency flowing our way. Meanwhile, the TDS-leaning Libtards are daring to dream that the infamous Orange Mugshot and/or perp-walk might be mere hours away from becoming reality.
As a former Libtard AND Qtard, this feels very real, and absolutely appropriate for me to weigh in on.
So, let’s do it: this time — to stay on topic — with extra help from the stars.
Orange New Moon
In our previous update, I forwarded on warnings from my fellow Conspiratorial Sidereal Astrology community that the August 16 New Moon would be a biggie that could well be the trigger for our Jubilee climax:
Before we get there, let’s take the chance to run through some Astrology 101, and take a look at the Sidereal Chart for the morning of the 16th (please note that this is a “True Sidereal” chart, which uses the exact real sizes of each constellation, rather than the uniform 30 degrees).
One of the cool things I have found about Astrology during my current crash course is how much you can tell about a chart simply by assessing it as a visual story (even, to some extent, a piece of celestial artwork).
In this case, we can see a picture emerge straight away: an unmistakeable “kite” shape made by joining in the aspects between the various planetary bodies scattered around the Zodiac.
A kite is one of the most powerful (and positive) chart templates. It is comprised of one “hard” aspect — an opposition between at least two planets highlighted in red — as well as a series of “soft” aspects highlighted in blue from planets on either side of the Opposition.
In this case, we have Mercury and Mars conjunct in Leo, directly opposed by Neptune in Pisces; Uranus “Trines” Mercury-Mars and “Sextiles” Neptune, while Pluto does the same on the other side (i’ll save you more of the Astro garble, suffice to say it is spicy).
Aside from the kite formation, we of course have the conjunct Sun and Moon, also Squaring Uranus, with Retrograde Venus not far away: all in the Sign of Leo.
I set the clock for 6am New York time, which meant the Ascendent (the Zodiac Sign currently rising over the Eastern horizon) is conjunct with the Sun-Moon, at the almost exact location of Orange Man’s Rising Sign (that he is a Leo Rising should surprise absolutely no-one who knows what a Leo is). I was, thus, hoping for/manifesting some proper Orange Man shenanigans around that time.
Nothing of note, unfortunately: what we did get, within 24 hours, was a fairly spicy crypto crash — along with a fairly unmistakable and desperate escalation in ‘Rona bollocks from the Germ Conspiracists.
Eris: God of Germ Theory
That’s right, fellow Covid dissidents: they are trying this shit again, except this time they are bringing in an Astrological touch that even I have to slightly tip my tin foil to.
The new “variant”, for those who have rightfully checked out, is named Eris: in reference to the Goddess of Strife and Discord. No, really: this bitch is cray-cray.
Less known is that Eris is also a trans-Neptunian dwarf planet within our Solar System (“Solar System”), after having been discovered and then named after the psycho-Goddess in 2005 (which fits the emergence of Feminism timeline pretty well). Archetypally, the planet can pretty much be summarised as the unhinged female sibling of Mars.
The fact that you need a Goddess of War to scare people speaks volumes about how little substance there actually is underlying the Germ Theory narrative. Still, as we know full well by now, these people are propagandists not scientists; if they are shifting focus to the relatively unjabbed-but-germ-believing Conservative demographic, then it is pretty clever to channel an archetype that is essentially a mix of Xena: Warrior Princess and Militant Feminism.
The propaganda started to really pick up a few days after the Orange New Moon, with the familiar headlines resurfacing with added Eris oomph.
The next screencapture is of the visible sky through an Astronomy App, showing the observable location of Mars in the sky at this time. It is EXACTLY on the cusp of the Sign of Virgo, which JUST SO HAPPENS to be the Sign most associated with health, illness and medicine.
Too many caps? Blame Orange Man, not me (blame him for any misspellings you find in this hastily prepared and edited post as well).
So, we have Mars — the God of War — entering the sign of Germs (sorry Virgos), just as his openly-psychopathic sister is unleashed into the Germ Simulation.
PROBS JUST A COINC-COVFEFE?
Retrograde Season Meets Jubilee
Did you know that, between now and the end of Jubilee (“Jubilee”), 7 (OF COURSE 7) different planets will be going in and out of retrograde?
This includes a period of 10 days when BOTH Venus and Mercury will be in retrograde: starting today on the 24th when Mercury commences and finishing on the 3rd-4th of September when Venus turns Direct again.
What about 10 days? This is reference to the much prophesied 10 DAYS OF DARKNESS that has been the fantasy and fetish of Qtards since the first round of 4chan drops in 2017.
The Tangerine One is, of course, also due to be formally arrested today (your time), just as Mercury starts to commence its short passage backwards on the Zodiac, and also just as the BRICS shindig is winding up. Do we finally get the mugshot that the Libs have been dreaming of and manifesting into existence for roughly the last decade? (who am I kidding: I want it as much as anyone)
This brings into play the “1st Arrest” phase of the Qtard operation:
Things have now escalated to the point where Tucker “Comet Ping Pong” Carlson casually informs Orange Man during their debate-shunning X-rated-only love-in — NOT ONCE BUT TWICE — that the logical endpoint of his timeline is a bullet:
Far be it for me to disagree with Cucker’s CIA-approved narrative shaping, given I have been calling this likelihood for at least a year: but at least I had the decency to wrap it in rhyming prose:
That rather icky 45 minutes of mass-non-debation was filmed probably a few hours before the Wagner dude and his entourage of renegade Ruskis kicked the bucket (maybe, i’m very open to it being staged) in a highly suspicious plane crash: something that my second-favourite conspiratorial Astrologer actually semi-predicted in her most recent video.
Everything appears on the table now: including, in a final plot twist, the simultaneous consummation of both Libtard and Qtard fantasies. I’m not entirely sure how to feel, outside of a strange mix of excitement (impending winnings according to Telegram) and dismay (the overall dire state of the world).
Whatever does happen, I should probably get back to finishing Orange Man’s chart: because all three of my Libtard, Qtard and Astrotard(?) selves tell me it might soon be more relevant than ever.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00nr2tb/p00nr2r7
Orange man good?
Plenty of tards!.... Indeed.
Maybe mention a useful tard, you know, like the TARDIS? Then you could make a rather tardy entrance at the next Davros meeting.
Make sure you take your trust AI best friend K9 just in case you run into a Sontardon.