Are you ready for Orange Man’s Military Grade SUPERJIBBBYJAB, fellow MAGA Qtards?
Believe it or not, that will soon be a real question.
Turns out, a migraine combined with half a high dose cookie has its benefits. 2 digs in one day? There must be something in the air.
Once I decided that Orange Man was indeed the Germ Conspiracist-in-Chief (the accuracy of this statement is now irrelevant due to its entertainment value) I have been keeping a keen eye on how the Jibby Jab 2.0: Conservative Edition would be rolled out to the MAGA/Qtard faithful.
Well, wonder no more, my MAGA-recovering and Qtard-curious comrades. Read this belter from emerging Establishment Qtard Media organization Badlands Media (in case you were wondering, the Establishment Qtard Media supports Michael Flynn, while the Alternative Qtard Media supports Lin Wood).
With a title like that, I know you are curious. And if you just nodded to yourself, you are now obliged to read my obviously superior article I wrote literally 12 months (minus 2 days) ago discussing four different explanations on the same question — the first is obviously that he is The Antichrist, with the remainders getting increasingly Qtarded.
Anyway: here is the goods from the Badlands effort.
Wait. WHAT?!?!
THE US ARMY HAS CREATED A SINGLE VACCINE AGAINST ALL COVID & SARS VARIANTS.
Wait. They’re working on it?
NO.
THE US ARMY HAS CREATED A SINGLE VACCINE AGAINST ALL COVID & SARS VARIANTS.
How many is “ALL?”
ALL.
Ooo boy.
It’s a ‘supervax.’ Wow.
So why haven’t we heard anything further about it?
I’m not sure how to answer that. I just know that the Army wouldn’t have published that article (which is STILL published) unless it were so.
I wonder if it’s being secretly distributed.
Could it be possible that the enemy was foiled again through the creation of the ‘supervax?’ Did their evil plan to weaken America’s military backfire? While we cringed when we heard that our military men and women were being jabbed, could it be that they were receiving the ‘supervax?’
I pray it’s so.
Which God are you praying to for that Military-Grade Super Jibby Jab Kitty? Might want to doublecheck.
Basically, the crux of the article is that Orange Man teamed up with Woody (of course) Johnson of Johnson and Johnson fame (of Cancerous Baby Powder fame) to provide a counter-Jibby Jab.
BOTTOM LINE: What if POTUS and Woody pulled off a miracle and distributed MILLIONS of ‘vaccine’ vials that were filled with either saline or the ‘supervax?’
A girl can dream, can’t she?
The Germ Conspiracists aren’t going to be able to pull this one off, are they?
ARE THEY?
Well...you ain’t wrong brother
Wait, are you saying you WANT the military to be jabbed? Super-jabbed?
Because I would have to strenuously disagree with you! There's a reason why the military are FORCED to take these many many jabs... Covid ain't the first by any stretch.
It's called Getting Rid of the Standing Army, the most patriotic men and women in our country, and who will stand up and fight for US, for our RIGHTS, and for the Constitution, quicker, and better, and more rigorously, than ANYBODY ELSE...
Now watch this, and it will become more clear to you... And You Shall Be Furious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NYuxL78JKY