A Celestial Storm Is Coming... Are You Prepared?

Your Wholesome Astrological Guide to Navigating March Madness.

For those diggers not aware, quite a fuss is being made of the Astrology of the first half of 2025 — most particularly, the months surrounding Eclipse Season in March, which will see a series of Planetary movements across the Zero Point of the Tropical Zodiac between Pisces and Aries. Many experienced Stargazers have even gone as far suggesting it will be the most world shifting period of Astrology in modern history.

Indeed, perhaps the only comparable period of recent history is the start of 2020: when the “Great Conjunction” of Saturn and Pluto aligned with the rollout of a global Pandemic. However, it would be fair to say, the next few months can be reasonably expected to be even more destabilising and tumultuous.

Luckily for you guys, this wombat has you covered: my Ascendent is at 26 Degrees Pisces, plonked right in the middle of this Celestial Shit Show, and so I feel entirely well qualified to guide you through these stormy times.

If you would like the Executive Summary — the Astrology of March Madness explained to you in 5 minutes flat — then look no further:

If you feel like you need the full Wholesome Astrology experience, then you are in even more in luck: we are back with the Wholesomely Foreboding Sunrise Rant to (hopefully) end all Wholesomely Foreboding Sunrise Rants — this time clocking in at over 2 hours!(?)

The video is in 3 parts:

1. A comparison of the Astrology of the first half of 2025 to the Astrology that precipitated the Pandemic in 2020: arguing why March Madness is likely to be even more extreme and disorientating, and outlining some of the main Archetypal themes we can expect.

2. A retrospective Astrological case study of the P(l)andemic to show how accurately we can use the movement of the Planets to predict and prepare for major world events.

3. Applying the same approach to create a Wholesome Archetypal March Madness Calendar, which tracks (with additional wholesome wombat commentary) the passage of the Moon and its major Transits over 3 Lunar Cycles: starting with the New moon in Aquarius on January the 29th, and finishing with the New Moon in Taurus on April 27th.

Now, usually following a lengthy LooshTube video, I will give you the cliff notes version here.

This time however, I have gone one better! I have pulled together a literal March Madness Calendar that you can download as a PDF, print off, and play along with your own note-taking at home as the collective madness descends upon us.

March Madness Calendar Final

8.98MB ∙ PDF file

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Phew. But that’s not all!

I have put a fair bit of digging effort into LooshTube content over the last few months, you may have noticed. All the while, I have been going back to basics somewhat with my Astrology practice: specifically digging into ancient Hellenistic theory and the use of both Traditional Rulerships and Whole Sign Houses. So now feels like a good time to shift my focus back to Readings (if for no other reason that, currently minus both a car and a job, some cash would be handy).

So I have come up with a Reading offer that ties directly into the Astrology of March Madness, so that you can understand you own personal Archetypal Journey through these most fluid and emotional of times. The Reading has four parts:

• A general summary of the Astrological Themes of March Madness (as adapted from the March Madness Calendar);

• A brief analysis of your Birth Chart — using the Tropical Zodiac, Traditional Rulerships and Whole Sign Houses;

• A personalised journey through your major March Madness Planetary Transits; PLUS

• A “Wholesome Astrology 101” reference guide to the Planets, Aspects, Signs and Houses.

You can purchase the Reading at my main website at this link. Price is $150 dollaridoos, which as always works out to not insignificantly less for non-downunder diggers.

Is that it? I think that’s it.

Gird your loins, fellow diggers because we are only a few days away from the official Madness timeline commencing. Can things really get any crazier? Print off your Calendars, put on some popcorn, and let’s find out.