6/24 aka 24/6: To Live In Serpentine Times
Deciphering the last 5 years through new Reptilian eyes.
There is a lot that could be said about tomorrow’s Exalted Jupiter New Moon Chart.
Look through the Cardinal Squares, look around the Middle Finger of God, look through that consolidating Minor Grand Trine between Saturn-Neptune, Uranus and Pluto… and then pretend Pluto is as the Astronomers would claim and not actually a Planet, and you will also find every remaining Planet on the same side of the Heavenly Headphones aka the Lunar Node Axis aka THE CELESTIAL DRAGON.
THAT’S RIGHT: that’s a Serpent slithering in the Skyclock, because we are in the midst of an active Kaal Sarp(a) Yoga
ALGORITHM
This most inauspicious (allegedly) of configurations is of course present in the Celestial Story of the Supreme Orange Leader, but also of the Wickedest (self-alleged) Man in the World who manifested him.
But I say allegedly, because lots of people are born under this configuration (some of which we shall get to later), and quite likely a few fellow diggers, so let’s try and stay positive unlike the OG black-pilled Vedics.
NONETHELESS: SHALL WE HAVE SOME FUN?
Let’s map out the Serpent periods since the start of 2020, and see if they overlap with any especially notable Reptilian events in the world.
SERPENT 1: PLAGUE AND PESTILENCE
In what remains surely the greatest proof of Astrology — and those who follow it — the rollout of the ‘Rona at the start of 2020 aligned perfectly with a hectic three way Conjunction between Jupiter, Saturn and Pluto in the final third of tropical Capricorn.
The fun kicked off on Boxing Day 2019 with a Jupiter New Moon (which was actually a Solar Eclipse) at the start of Capricorn: almost exactly Opposite (i.e half a Jupiter cycle) our imminent Jupiter New Moon at the start of Cancer.
The first (alleged) case of the ‘Rona came within 24 hours of the exact Sun-Saturn-Pluto Conjunction:
You can see in that chart that with Jupiter just passed the South Lunar Node, only Mars remains on the other side.
Mars would cross the South Node at the end of February: officially triggering THE FIRST SERPENT. The (alleged) pathogen would then rapidly spread around the Realm over the next month: by the end of March, as Mars catches up to each of Pluto, Saturn and Jupiter before entering Aquarius, aggressive lockdowns are descending across the Collective.
The Serpent would last until the end of May, when first Mercury and then the Sun crossed the North Node. And by then, a conspiratorial stargazer might suggest that the Serpentine forces in our Realm had managed to get away with something quite monumental.
SERPENT 2: APOLLO’S ARROWS
We are now in the 6ish month cool-off period, waiting for the Sun/Mercury/Venus combo to make it back to the same side of the Nodes as the independent Mars (and of course Jupiter and Saturn).
As such, our Serpent period is again initiated by a Solar Eclipse: this time, with Jupiter and Saturn on the brink of their Conjunction.
The Conjunction would famously happen on the day of the Solstice on the 21st, which was famously the same day Sleepy Joe got pricked.
Again, while the seeds were planted in these initial consequential Conjunctions, it was only once the laggard Venus finally crossed the South Node that the real deed was properly able to be done.
Most notably — and in what might still be one of the most horrific charts in Simulation History — the peak of our Serpent comes on the 21st of January, with a brutal “triple-double” Square between Sun-Saturn-Jupiter in Aquarius and Moon-Mars-Uranus in Taurus.
By the time Mars crossed the North Node at the end of March 2021, the Collective (and its Genome) had been irreversibly altered.
Those snakes… they got away with it: again!
SERPENT 3: GOG AND MAGOG
This time, we have to wait 9 months, for Mars to make the trip roughly 180 Degrees around to meet the South Node in the middle of December 2021: from the Head to the Tail.
Look at this severely serpentine sky: three separate Squares — Mars-Ketu to Jupiter, Moon-Uranus to Saturn, Sun to Neptune — plus a Venus-Pluto Conjunction.
Interestingly, within 24 hours, Vlad the Invader sent a trademark smoothly sinister ultimatum to The West.
Mars proceeds to then make two major Aspects. The first is one Luna Cycle later, when he Squares Neptune in your Archetypal “War by Deception” Aspect — this time the Moon and Uranus Square both Saturn and Mercury and both the Sun and Venus are within the Orb of Hades (albeit Aphrodite in Reverse).
By the next Full Moon on the 17th, the Sun would be on Pluto, with Uranus just Stationed Direct. That day, it would be announced that the Ruskies were getting busy under the cover of Belarus.
Mars would finally catch-up to a now-direct Venus, well within Hades orb, around the 24th of February. And it would be during this Underworld — with Hermes ready to deliver some radical news with a Square to Prometheus — that it would become official.
Both catch up to Pluto on the 2nd of March, the day of a Jupiter New Moon in Pisces— another quite extraordinary chart, this time of Conjunctions and Sextiles — the intense desire for violence was well and truly on the way to being satiated: and with it a wave of Piscean victims of war.
And by the end of April, when Mercury would have the honours of crossing over the Dragon’s head first, the “meat-grinder” that still is this contested area of Eastern Europe had been assembled and locked into place.
SERPENT 4: ?!
Now, we have a longer while to wait: the next Serpent won’t occur until both Zeus and Kronos have crossed over the Head of the Dragon.
The first to go is Jupiter, June of 2023. A few months later, Mars crosses the Tail in Libra: Squaring Pluto on October 7 2023.
And then, the wait is on for April 2025 — the concluding act of March Madness — when the Greater Malefic Saturn finally crosses Rahu in Pisces (with Venus sharing the moment).
And so it began: The Fourth Serpent, this time taking place in the Year of the Snake.
As I reported in our Gemini Special, the Serpent kicked off in impressive on-the-nose style: an almost-war between India and Pakistan, who both have the dreaded Kaal Sarpa Yoga in their intertwined Natal Charts.
As I also noted, the Serpent also kicked off with the Chief Reptile of perhaps the Arch-Serpentine Saturnian Institution kicking the bucket (allegedly/officially).
Pope Frank entered the underworld on April the 21st, and it took another few weeks before he was officially replaced by POPE LEO LOLZ. We don’t know The Leo Pope’s birth time, we do have the day — 14th of September 1955, in Chicago — and if he were born at 9am, his dark Moon would have been Conjunct Regulus, the Heart of the Lion with Pluto and Jupiter in the Orb of Influence.
If we put that into a chart, we can see that regardless of what exact time The Leo Pope was born/spawned, we know that he had (of course) a Kaal Sarpa Yoga in his Celestial Story.
Anyway, long story short, we are in it.
WHAT DASTARDLY DEEDS ARE THE SLITHERING ONES TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH NOW.
Luna crosses Mars and then the South Node on the 1st of July. After a Full Moon in Capricorn on the 10th of July, just after Uranus enters Gemini, she crosses the Dragon’s Head on the 15th… and the final countdown is on.
On the 18th, Hermes turns Trickster Mode, and will back peddle until the day it all clicks together: 8/11 aka 11/8.
But furst, we reach the 7/21: the day that Luna joins Venus as she Bends the Dragon, and in doing so Squaring Mars-Ketu — the same configuration that was present on October 7th 2023, as our Fourth Celestial Serpent finally slithers away.
What does it all mean? I’m not sure, but if you have made it this far, you certainly deserve this.
What a ride that post was! And that music video was 🔥- never even heard that song before.