Happy Saturn Retrograde!
As two probable Homunculi masquerading as the eldest Presidential Debate Candidates in Simulation history gave the remaining Normie population a jagged red pill, it seemed appropriate that Kronos was grinding to a halt in the Sky Clock above.
He/She will soon be joined in reverse by the Trident-wielding King/Queen of the Oceans: currently sizing each other up from 10 degrees apart in the latter half of Tropical Pisces.
There is lot going on in said Clock atm, however if I had to identify the two most suspicious characters to keep an eye on over the next 12 to 24 months, it would be this unlikely couple — who will complete an Archetypally complex and delicate dance across 2025 and 2026.
Don’t be surprised if, over the course of this transit, we see the rise of distinctly Saturn-Neptune figures across the world. In fact, it may be in these figures that we are able to get the best grasp on how this Elusively Adversarial combination may manifest in our own personal life experiences.
Which brings us to Part 2 of our Spicy Birthday Countdown series, because it does not come much more Saturn-Neptune than the Slippery One himself.
Yes: directly opposite Assange’s Neptune Rising, that is Saturn — descending exactly over the Western Horizon (yes: it was very hard to justify leaving this Opposition out of Episode 1, but as you are about to find out there is a quite ridiculous amount to unpack in the Slippery One’s Celestial Story).
And, yes, that is Jupiter: Clarifying and Elevating, Expanding and Exaggerating, granting even Greater Meaning to what is already a uniquely meaningful Opposition.
And (finally) yes: that is also Assange’s Neptune Rising in 1st Degree of Jupiter’s Tropical Sign of Sagittarius; as polarising as Assange might be (and we would expect nothing else from such an Exaggerated Opposition), we could scarcely hope for a more Higher-Minded example of the Saturn-Neptune dynamic.
How to succinctly summarise the Archetype of the Spiritual Siblings of Jupiter-Neptune on the Ascendent — balancing the Lord of Time, Discipline and Mastery on the Descendent?
Perhaps as close to Transcendence as Astrology has to offer.
Ready to see the Saturn-Neptune dance play out. 🪩